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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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