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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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