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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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