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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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