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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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