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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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