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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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