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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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