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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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