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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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