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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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