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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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