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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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