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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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