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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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