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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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