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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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