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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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