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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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