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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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