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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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