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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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