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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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