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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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