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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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