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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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