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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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