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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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