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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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