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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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