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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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