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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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