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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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