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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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