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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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