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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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