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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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