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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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