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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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