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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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