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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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