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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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