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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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