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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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