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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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