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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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