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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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