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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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