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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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