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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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