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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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