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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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